Rembrandt or not Rembrandt

 

• Simon says take two steps backwards,... I say take a long walk off a short pier.

• I want to see the one that really flunks attempts at brownish golden fuzz and thinking of Christmas or something.

• Just look at the expert's final words they have for Rembrandt and what they show the world about his contempt for art experts. LMAO   Just look at those donkey ears on that expert with his blinders on.  The experts are so blind they can't even see the artist looking back at everyone with that smirk on his face and with his pants down to his knees wiping his what ever, and leaving a you know what-tee.  

  Does that glergy man look like he is dreaming of Christmas or something?  Maybe something, but I'd say not Christmas, the way he is looking at that young girl with a towel over her arm and a blanket over her shoulder.  How many word chain in that interview?  15 to be exact and did get me looking. Do you really believe that represents a chain on that lying ass? Looks more like the proprietor of the house leaning through the open doorway filling up that glass, rather than the young gal holding on to the wash pan.

What do you think,... same  guy that's Rembrandt has there representing King Pilate?  Just compare facial features and drop that black hat on the head of this so-called man of the cloth who I'd guess is about the most two faced bastard who ever walked the face of this earth in Rembrandt's eyes.  Very good portrayal of this Person who was supposed to have ask Jesus what is truth.  On the contrary Professor Schama,...  I'd say this represents a pretty dramatic moment.